FL Week 2! Barn Burners!
- Nate Bear
- Jul 27
- 6 min read

# 🔥 FL GAMEDAY WRITE UPS 🔥
Lets go AGL we start off another massive week of games in the FL league, we cant start out with one bigger as we bring you the 1 v 2 seed to start.
**Broadstreet Bullies**
LW- Billistics
C -Saintshockey
RW -Ballen19
LD - Gamertagrequird
RD -Ecu
G - Koberipple
VS
**Toxic Taters**
LW- Jbaum
C- Benchwarmer
RW- Sirstacks
LD- CrimsonRedneck
RD- itsjustagame2.0
G- Birthday Boomer
Broad Street didnt have the first week they wanted but still showing a 5-3-0 will but them up in 2nd place behind the potato party. Its a good thing they have the right side heavy in this one having a ECU on the back end my man Ballen will make up for it sporting 11 goals 10 assists to produce 21 points in 4 games. Gamertagrequired has been impressive on the back end showing a +12 and 18 hits in 4 outings. Kobes time to shine tonight as between the pipes hasnt been great for the orange and white, a 3.5 GAA and .763 SV% just isnt enough for him and he will want to do more tonight.
Taters had a Tator Tot of a week, these spuds were crispy baby going 6-2-0 frying them to the top of the league with no salt and 12 points. A +20 goal differential is a massive reason they are at the top, they lead the league in the Category. The tators ride with there top 3 tonight Sirstacks (14g-13a-27p) BenchWarmer (12g-14a-26p) and my favourite carb JBAUM (10g-15a-25p) this line has been deep frying the enemy. Crimmy will help them on D having a +11 and 6 blocked shots hes a line like thats dream to have behind them **(ayo) ** . Well birthday boy you had to know this was coming, we know your better than a 4.38 GAA and a .752 SV% WITH A SHUTOUT MIGHT I ADD. If he decides to put the pads on instead of wearing his birthday suit tonight we could see the first game be game of the night.
**Prediction**
I believe is this head to head match up one team will score more than the other.
**Motor City Gritt**
LW- Semp
C- GiantKV
RW- BenchBoss
LD- Fanatic
RD- Tom
G- Boggs
VS
**Up In Smoke**
LW- CBDPine
C- Stanleys Cup
RW- Bologna
LD- Bernzomatic
RD- HKSevo
G- DoublePitzToChesty
Motor City Gritt only picked up one win in overtime going 1-5-2 last week, not a place we expected with guys like Semp and Boggs on the team. Semp is there first rounder and he needs to start playing like it, (5g-2a-7p) is something we are use to seeing semp do in a game not a week. Tom2026 my man from sodor has been riding those tracks being 3rd on the team in points being a D man shows this Motor City needs more gritt up front. Boggs has not been the man we are use to seeing in the Citrus Dome, 6 GAA and .683 SV% is not tha man we know and he will look to help the gritt fly up the standings tonight.
Up in Smoke went 4-4 last week which puts them in 9th place with 8 points. Not where piner wants his team to be or i assume he would of called them down in smoke. Mr super nips himself Bologna-tee-tees has lead his team going (8g-7a-15p) which we expected from the media team and bologna was a steal in the draft. Hes paired with Pine and Stanleys cup tonight who they hope bologna can rub off on them as they havent been the players we expect. **(ayo)** Bernz and HK will have to work on getting those guys the puck to work on the rush and shutting things down for DBLPitztochesty who hasnt played G yet this season.
**Prediction**
Bolognas-tee-tees leak out the side of his jersey at least once tonight.
**Lyme Juice**
LW- Dankdaddy
C- Steelstepper
RW- Ryne
LD- InkedReaper
RD- 007Sniped
G- Britzkreig
VS
**Arctic Knights**
C- Warfuse
LW- Cabrelix
RW- Darkwardlord
LD- Wicki
RD- NormalBooch
G- Chicks-n-whips
THE JUICE IS LOOSE, tied in 2nd place with 4 teams (10 points) and the knights being one of them this game means a little more to the lyme juice especially with the other lyme team in front of them (now the broadstreet bullies because of well nevermind). Steel(22p) Ryne (16p) and Dank(10p) is a big line Sniped we we have yet to see will pair with inkedreaper who we also havent seen to round out the top 5. Goaltending seems to be an issue for all teams as Brtiz joins them with a 5.14 GAA and a .788 SV% he will look for a boune back night today.
The Arctic Knights have been anything but *Arctic* grabbing 10 out of a possible 16 points this week ranking them 2nd. With only a +1 in goal diferential they look for some more offence. Darkwarlord leads the offence on this team (6g-7a-13p) but his line with Cab (11p) and War (10p) all sit at -3 which could lead towards the +1 GD, its great you can score but team defence will be needed tonight. Booch and Wicki hold down the back end and with Booch being the only positive guy in the line up he will need his best to try to help these guys get back to there potential. Chicks has played all 8 games for the Knights and I would do the same finally a goalie with a 3.63 GAA and a .840 he was the best statistical G available in the draft and he has stuck to that word.
**Prediction**
DankDaddy trys to squirt lyme juice in multiple knights eyes and gets a match pen and 10 min missconduct.
**Mighty Trojans**
LW- CraftyEgo
C- Stubby
RW- Ripping
LD- Jsizzle
RD- Budbullets
G- DarthAlas
VS
**Misfits**
LW- GearHeadPrez
C- KrazyKanuck
RW- Weezer
LD- TTMinda
RD- Ksplains
G- Scooter
The definition of falling hard, last seasons champs took a dive in week 1 which doesnt mean much other than look the f*ck out because this week will be different. 2-5-1 is not a championship week and stubby knows it brining in the heavies tonight. Rippin (8p) Stubby (6p) and especially Craftyego (5p) have to be better and they will need to show it against a tough line up. Jsizzle top shut down defenceman will need to hike up the socks after a quiet week 1. Now this is where im lost this could be avail issues but why are we struggling and putting our 1st and 2nd on the team in scoring on D and G, Budbullets (10p) and my man Darthalas **(20p)** in goal. Not to mention Darth has a 2.25 GAA and .912 SV% which is the best in FL but only in the one game he played. Risking his offence to try to stop pucks means you need your forwards to score tonight and slapping Bud on the back end could help it. Genuis or Stupidity? Find out at 10pm!
Misfits are middle of the pack, 4-4 week which is okay but is only enough for 8th place. Both of these teams have impecible rosters so where they are right now hopefully wont be for long. Weezer (7g-10a-17p) shows why he was a steal in the draft, with a chip on his shoulder and one thats deserved as he knows he was taken way to late puts him one point behind donkey for team lead. Krazy (9p) and Gearheadprez (8p) join him and all these guys (ur not off the hook weez) are minus players right now and that doesnt win games. Ksplains and TTminda on the back end look to help things only being a +1 but these bash brothers have 29 hits between them on that blue like and play physical. Scooter is going to ride the paint with a 3.13 GAA and .793 sv% he won in 4 of the 6 games he played.
**Prediction**
Darth Scores from tonight to shut me up.
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